Lalita’s read · concentrated

This wallet
is 100% GLD.

<1% direct100% hidden in SCHIFFY

On the surface it reads as pure GLD, but underneath the exposure rides the SCHIFFY meme.

It holds more GLD than its token list makes obvious.

Stock exposure$65,983

Hidden in memes100%

Stocks tracked7

What Lalita noticed

01I traced 100% of this wallet’s stock exposure to SCHIFFY, a meme paired with GLD. The token list doesn’t show that exposure.
02I see SCHIFFY accounts for about 14% of its pool, meaning a sizable sell could move its price.
03I note the wallet’s entire stock exposure tracks GLD, so gold price swings affect the whole balance.
041 token uses a stock's ticker but is not an official Stock Token: "Pennguire" (PENG).

Worded by Lalita (AI). Every number is checked against the scan.

01100% of this wallet’s stock exposure tracks GLD.
02100% of it ($65,760) sits in SCHIFFY, a meme paired with GLD. That exposure never shows up in the token list.
03This wallet’s SCHIFFY is about 14% of its pool. Selling it all at once would move the price.
041 token uses a stock's ticker but is not an official Stock Token: "Pennguire" (PENG).

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Where it comes from

directthrough a paired meme

In this wallet · 8 tokensUnderlying stocks · 7

Oct 17 → Nov 3 · 5 snapshots, recorded on the day

Stock exposure, USD

directhidden in memes

Ask me anything about this wallet. I only use what's onchain right now, and I do the math in code, not in my head.

Top stock100%high · above 40%

Hidden in memes100%$65,760 across 1 meme

Thin exits1SCHIFFY · ~14% of pool

Price sources7/75 Chainlink · 2 Robinhood quote

every token, and why Lalita links it to a stock

Token	Tracks	Why	Amount	Value
SCHIFFY	GLD · paired	Launched against GLD on uniswap v4	19.34M	$65,760
GLD	GLD · direct	Official Stock Token · Robinhood quote × dividend multiplier	0.370	$134.18
COST	COST · direct	Official Stock Token · Robinhood quote × dividend multiplier	0.0727	$75.66
NVDA	NVDA · direct	Official Stock Token · Chainlink price	0.0188	$3.84

Stock	Oct 17	Now	Change
GLD	96%	100%	+3.9 pts
COST	<1%	<1%	+0.0 pts
NVDA	<1%	<1%	+0.0 pts
MU	0%	0%	+0.0 pts
AMD	0%	0%	+0.0 pts
INTC	0%	0%	+0.0 pts